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ConceptWelcome to the second volume of anime chaos, powered by unfiltered absurdity, blistering musical overdrive, and more genre violations than legally allowed.
Every track is an opening theme to an anime you’ve never seen — and maybe never should.
But that won’t stop them from sounding like the most important moment in history.
From sock ninjas to grandma drift racers, this is an unrelenting blast of parody power and musical madness.
If your brain doesn’t key-change by track four, you’re not listening hard enough.
Tracklist
- 01 – Hobby Horse Heroes: Gallop of Glory
The underground equestrian fight scene no one saw coming.
Genre: Medieval metal meets country punk - 02 – Revenge of the Shopping Cart: Wheels of Fate
A rogue cart awakens. Humanity panics.
Genre: Industrial speedcore with glitch breakdowns - 03 – Sock Ninja Academy: Fabric of Shadows
Washed alone. Raised in the shadows. Ready to strike.
Genre: Nu-metal with traditional Japanese instruments - 04 – Legend of the Leftovers: Cold Pizza Chronicles
They were forgotten. Now they reheat revenge.
Genre: Funk metal with lo-fi jazz interludes - 05 – Pillow Fight Rebellion: Fluff Above All
Soft. Silent. Supreme.
Genre: Pop-punk meets theatrical symphonic rock - 06 – Toilet Summoner: Flush of Fate
You do NOT want to see his bathroom spirit.
Genre: Gothic metal with Gregorian chant - 07 – Honk Wars: Rise of the Gooselords
Geese. Wings. War.
Genre: Brass-infused battle metal - 08 – Microwave Samurai: Defrosted Justice
He woke up in the future. In your kitchen. With vengeance.
Genre: 80s synthwave meets slashing thrash - 09 – Ultimate Umbrella Unit: Rain or Pain
It’s raining weapons.
Genre: Military rock with EDM choruses - 10 – Grandma Drift: Knitting Through the Corners
Respect your elders… or get lapped.
Genre: J-rock with retro techno flair - 11 – Elevator Showdown: Rise to Victory
One floor per round.
Genre: Hardcore rock with vertical tempo shifts - 12 – Battle Spatula Academy: Flip to Win
Omelets. Honor. Overdrive.
Genre: Salsa-infused power metal - 13 – Laundry Day Z: Spin Cycle of Destiny
They tossed the world into the dryer.
Genre: Drum and spinstep with operatic choirs - 14 – Inbox Infinity: Reply All – The Final Thread
One email. Endless doom.
Genre: Cyberpunk metal with office ambient samples
Warning
This album contains:
- Melodic nonsense
- Tactical umbrellas
- Sock-based martial arts
- And more key changes than the Dragonball power curve
Headphones are advised. Sanity is not.
Are you ready to hit play on the most aggressively unnecessary soundtrack ever recorded?
This… is Theme Song Explosion Z.